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user: I'm having trouble with this editor.
admin: Which one are you using?
user: Um, I dunno.
admin: Emacs? Which version are you running?
user: Umm, I'm running version vi, and having heaps of trouble. Is vii out?
admin: Say what?
user: Have they done anything new?
admin: Well... Yeah, they're up to xv now, but that needs a special graphical interface.
user: Oh, well, thanks anyway.
admin: *shudder*